She’s All Male

Ok.. Well the trouble at big babz theory is that sometimes we get times where nothin interesting happens.. now i no wat ur thinkin.. that teh babz never has dull days.. but let me assure u.. im also human

Anyway gettin back to todays adventure..
Chennai is under seige.. rain pouring down from all directions.. well ordinarily i would never go out in such harsh conditions.. but wen i left it was pretty good weather..
So now, after running an errand i had to walk back home where it started raining.. it was a slight drizzle at the time but to avoid any problems.. teh Babz decided to take a shortcut through a little slum and save round 10 mins.. smart move.. errr
Well it was a narrow lane with houses on either side and a few children playing in the middle.. i managed to get past the initial zone then got to a point where i was actually lost.. sigh.. by this time the rain was comin down in buckets.. and i was lost.. in the middle of a slum and some shady people lookin out at me.. but that was not the main problem.. i had to seek refuge..
There was this little shop with a cover that had a lot of people underneath it.. so i went there… for the last time.

Once i got underneath the shelter i started to dy myself… kinda like how dogs do it. shake shake shake
Ok now that i had a second to look around.. there was a host of people.. non more striking than a group of girls wearing sarees who were staring down on me like i was a biscuit… course my natural reaction was mehh.. but they kept lookin.. and it made me flinch.. after a minute or so.. they came over and spoke to me… now as common knowledge goes.. women have generally soft sweet voicees… ohhh noo.. these women had deep husky voices wreaking of cheep alcohol and paak, they spoke to me in street tamil.. now i had a hard enough time with normal tamil and they come up and hit me with this shiz.. naaa man.. not cool.. but i tried avoiding and i no i musta looked like a spoilt full of crap person but i was scared ok..
Well that was ok i guess.. till they got sliightly physical.. course by slightly i hide and save my shame.. they started touching my face and asking for money… and as i shoved them off.. i noticed somethin.. these are not women…
She’s a He !!. yea it sadly took a lil close engagement to realise this.. but in my defence.. i was tired.. wet.. and scared… sigh.. now i didnt no whether to brave the storm… or try to fight back… i tried shoo-ing them off shunning from side to side.. but that dont work… so i ran out of the shade.. and wouldnt u no it.. cos the water level was so high.. i tripped and fell into the puddle… and splashed water everywhere…. sigh now that 1 single action defeated my whole purpose of being under the shelter in the 1st place… lol .. looking back… the she males were act disgusted.. lol looks like iv found their kryptonite.. and feeling really good bout myself i tried scaring them and they flinched.. muhahah feeling the power at my hands i decided to b wat my poor hindi would call a ” chooth” and splashed water on them….yea.. bad bad idea.. as soon as i did it.. their faces went furious.. and started removing chappals.. so i turned and ran.. ran like a fat boy lookin for food… like an indian and a jew running for the last buy 1 get 1 free item at the dollar store.. and never turned back… eventually i made it home and iv not set foot outside since. .. cos u no wat they say bout women and their other halves…
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welll teh babz is locked indoors for a while till shiz cools down… till next time.. dum dum dum dum dummmmmmm

Teh Babz

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