A Common Case Of The Babz

Ok.. Now im sure most of y’all have seen Dave Chappelle.. where there is 1 pathalogical black guy that EVERY black guy looks like wen there is a crime…

Well looks like times are a changing… and if we had a david chappal ( LOL).. he’d talk about wat happened to me..

Its like this.. teh Babz was walkin back from the stores like a good boy buying stuff for the home… When all of a sudden.. a becrazed guy screams ” him him aiyoooo hiiiiim ” and like any curious citizen i turned…. but like in a flash… they were holding my hand…. WTF..

At first i thought i was bein robbed or somethin.. but no.. iwas being taken to the scene of the commotion.. the the becraed guy is raving on and on in some deeep tamil that i for respect said “ya … ok ” to.. and now apparently somebody caught onto my well disguised confusion and came over to me… he whispered in my ear that this guy thinks i stole a fire extinguisher from his hotel… uhhhhhhh..

This ranting went on well over 20 minutes where eventually i( along with my new translator. whose name i donno ) and we finally pleaded our case and although he was adament that i took it.. he had no proof and swore at me rather harshly.. and ended his conversation with ” bloody fucking foreign indians…” eeesh.. looks like some1 pms’d waaaaay too much for their own liking…

Well i came home.. and never told my parents.. cos my mom would prob go back and tell the owner wat we had already told him…. sigh… well i got a haircut after that so im all new and safe for now .. all i no is that its not safe here to look like me… sigh…

And for all u ppl who think i stole it .. .or clepto-maniacly took it…. NO i didnt…. lol

but teh babz lives on… each turn a new thing waiting to happen….

stay tuned !!